Lo and behold. This is a sad tale... the finale, of my wonderful story, spanning over many journals... let us begin... one last time...
The taco man was destroyed by the revelation. Silently, Jeff thought to himself, " Evil Cap'n Crunch is evil... because his first name is evil!?", Jeff suddenly wished he had a LEXICON because he didn't know what 'evil' meant. After waiting for exactly ten minutes and fifty eight seconds, Evil Cap was extremely irritated. "Im evil and evil people are impatient! You dare bring light into my lair! YOU MUST DIE! I don't wait no time for no one!", he said while charging up his dethly dethray of dethly dethlyness. "Wait!" said Jeff, ecstatic at his EPIPHANY. What is it snloser?"(a combination of snooze and loser/ a mixture of the key words in the phrase 'you snooze you lose'/ a great word that was invinted around 11:38). "You said you're evil, because evil is your first name?", said Jeff, "So?", said the harvester of fifty eight souls. "So... you waited patiently for ten minutes while I tried to think of exactly eleven words(too bad it wasnt fifty eight or eighty five) words... and yet you said that you were evil so you were impatient... you proved yourself wrong(HYPOCRITE!). So, if you change your first name to something else... maybe you wont be evil anymore... because I know... deep down... there's goodness hidden in your heart...". "Well I... I guess I never really thought of it that way..."
And so... Evil Cap'n Crunch did as Jeff said, and changed his name to Eugene "Dance Machine" Crunch, and there was piece in Taco Bell.
Until the invintion of the value meal.
"We move in circles
Balanced all the while
On a gleaming razor's edge
A perfect sphere
Colliding with our fate
This story ends where it began"
The Begining.~ Brandon Turner